Mentally Uncensored!

Mentally Uncensored!

Friday, June 4, 2010

MIND OF THE BARTENDER!


MOOD:TIRED
CURRENTLY:SITTIN HERE WITH A MASK ON MY FACE!!

ONCE U BECOME A BARTENDER YOU LEARN ALL THE MENTAL SECRETS OF IT!! & IM NOT SPEAKIN ON HOW TO MAKE DRINKS!!

HUMANS: THIS IS IMPORTANT: YOU HAVE TO TIP YOUR BARTENDER! ANYONE THAT SERVES YOU ( A WAITER, THE PERSON WHO DOES YOUR NAILS, A STRIPPER ETC) TIP THEM! ITS YOUR WAY OF SAYIN THANK YOU! AND JOBS LIKE THAT YOU ARE WORKING OFF OF TIPS AND SOME TIPS ALONE!

NOW FOR THE ONES THAT DONT TIP ( & YES WE REMEMBER THE NON TIPPING PEOPLE) , WE END UP BASICALLY NOT GIVING A FUCK ABOUT YOU! YOU TAKE CARE OF OTHER PEOPLE AROUND YOU THAT WE KNOW ARE GOIN TO TIP! WHEN WE MAKE YO DRINKS WE DONT HOOK YOU UP!! WE MAKE YOU WAIT & PROBABLY GIVE U THAT............."THIS CHEAP NIGGA"LOOK! A NICE TIP CAN BE $2-$5 DOLLARS EVERYTIME YOU GET A DRINK! SHIT EVEN A DOLLAR ADDS UP! OR LAST RESORT IF U SITTIN AT THE BAR AFTER YOU HAVE PURCHASED AND DRANK ALL YOUR DRINKS BEFORE YOU LEAVE.............LEAVE THE BARTENDER $10. BECAUSE WITHOUT THE BARTENDER AND DRINKS YOUR TIME AT THE CLUB MIGHT BE BORING, SO APPRECIATE HER!

FYI: STOP ALWAYS BEING THIRSTY TO GET THE BIGGER GLASS! EITHER WAY, KNOW MATTER WHAT GLASS YOU GET, THE SAME AMOUNT OF LIQUOR WILL GO IN IT! MEANING THAT THE BIGGER THE GLASS....................EQUALS TO MORE ICE AND MORE JUICE/POP JUST TO FILL THAT BIG ASS GLASS UP! NOW THIS RULE GOES FOR BARS OR CLUBS THAT IS ON A POURING SYSTEM!! MEANING CANT GIVE AWAY FREE OR MORE LIQUOR THAN THE BOSS SAID!

LADIES: DONT COME TO THE CLUB WITH 20$$ HOPING THAT SOME DUDE/MAN WILL END UP BUYIN YOU A DRINK!! THAT MEANS IF YOU DIDNT COME TO THE CLUB BEFORE IT WAS FREE U ALREADY SPENT 10 OUT OF UR 20$$ AT THE DOOR. NOW THAT LEAVES YOU LOOKIN LIKE A CHEAP BITCH ASKING WAT EVERYTHING COST, SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT YOU CAN AFFORD FOR YOUR FIRST DRINK. WHICH LEAVES ME TO KNOW THAT YOUR CHEAP ASS WONT EVEN LEAVE A TIP!

IF YOUR GOAL IS TO GET FUCK UP FAST BUT YOU DIDNT BRING MUCH MONEY, YOUR BEST BET IS TO BUY A LONG ISLAND OR A BLUE MOTHA FUCKA!

I TELL YOU THIS BECAUSE ITS SAD TO KNOW THAT PEOPLE DONT KNOW THAT THIS IS REQUIRED!! SOMETIME YOU HAVE TO BE IN THE BUSINESS TO UNDERSTAND IT! SO NOW YOU KNOW! TIP THE MOTHA FUCKIN BARTENDER!!!!

MUAH!!

4 comments:

  1. Love it! Logged on Youtube and just got your info. You doing big thangs! I added you on twitter (@kitykat) and sent you my pin via twitter... laterz!

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  2. yEAH I ALWAYS TIP REALLY NICE ON THE FIRST DRINK SO THT I KNOW MY DRINKS WILL B THE SHIT THEREAFTER. PERSONALLY I APPRECIATE YALL ASSES, KEEPS IT LIVE AT THE CLUB! (ALTHOUGH YOU'VE NVR SERVED ME---I LOVE YALL!)LOL

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  3. Lmao! now you are so right and it is completely sad what ppl do. and nine times out of ten the dudes come to the bar broke to thats why they standing around trying to look pretty. if i go out i make sure i have at least 80 dollars cuz i wanna have a good time. :-)

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