Mentally Uncensored!

Mentally Uncensored!

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

....KNOW ONE WANT A UNTAMED VAGINA!!

LADIES TAKE CARE OF THOSE THANGS IN BETWEEN YOUR LEGS!!

WHEN IT COMES TO MY HAIR, FACE AND VAGINA, ALL THAT HAS TO BE TAKEN CARE OF!!

1.) IT OK TO KEEP BABY WIPES OR ALWAYS COODAMAMA WIPES IN YOUR PURSE! STAY FRESH ALL DAY! YOU NEVER KNOW WITHIN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY WAT NATURE MAY BRING! A SUDDEN OF HOT WEATHER, AND LIL MAMA DOWN THERE MAY NEED TO BREATH AND PROLLY A LIL WIPE DOWN!! OR YOU MAY OUT OF KNOW WHERE BETWEEN BREAKS AT WORK MAY WANT TO GET YOU SOME.............................THOSE WIPES CAN COME IN USE!

I HAVE A PET PEEVE ABOUT USING TISSUE ALL DAY TO WIPE MY SELF!! MAYBE ITS MY OCD BUT IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I JUST SMEARED PISS ON ME WITH A DRY TOWEL! SO EVERY NOW AND AGAIN ITS OK TO PULL OUT THE ALWAYS WIPES! THATS WHAT ITS MADE FOR!

2.) KNOW ONE WANTS TO PICK THRU THE TREE TO GET TO THE APPLES! TAME THAT DOWN THERE.......................!! NOW IT IS A FACT THAT EVERYTHING IS ON YOUR BODY FOR A REASON! AND THE HAIR IS THERE TO BLOCK BACTERIA FROM GETTIN INSIDE YOU, BUT THAT DONT MEAN LET IT GROW OUT THATS ITS A PRINT THRU YOUR JEANS! THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WIT A LIL TRIM, FADE , MOHAWK LOL, WAT EVER YOU GOT GOIN ON DOWN THERE!! CUZ HUNNI AFTER A WHILE THAT SHIT WILL LEAVE A SMELL!!

3.)TREAT THAT BABY LIKE A CHILD! YOU WOULDNT LET EVERYONE TOUCH YOUR BABY, SO DONT LET ANYONE TOUCH YOUR VA-JAY-JAY! DONT LET ANYONE ABUSE THE BABY!! SO WHEN SOMEONE SAY THEY GO TEAR THAT SHIT UP, BE AWARE THAT THEY REALLY MIGHT !

4.) I PERSONALLY HAVE SEPARATE SOAPS, AND SPRAY FOR DOWN THERE! THAT JUST MAY BE MY OCD AGAIN!! BUT WHEN YOU IN THE SHOWER MAKE SURE THE HUNNI IS CLEAN!! NOT JUST THE SURFACE! GET IN THERE AND LIFT SHIT UP! HUNNI DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO!

CUZ BELIEVE IT OR NOT TO MANY PPL WALKING AROUND WITH VAGINAS THATS OFF THE CHAIN!! AND THATS NOT A GOOD THING!!

SO ALL JOKES ASIDE! TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF! GET CHECKED UP REGULARLY AND KEEP IT CLEAN!!

2 comments:

  1. lol and please use a wash cloth/mesh sponge to clean down there! DON'T just use your hands! Eww!

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  2. On some real though, I like the message you're preaching but sometimes OVER CLEANING can cause problems too. Frequent cleansing of that area can knock your PH off something fierce and make it seem like you don't attend to that at all...but I dig the message you're trying to convey. There should forreal be classes telling females how to take care of their bits.

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